A few weeks ago I had a cold. I picked up a roll of toilet paper, used some as a tissue, and set the roll back down. It rolled off the shelf. I caught it, picked it up, and set it back on the shelf. It rolled off, and I little voice went off inside my head,
"Insanity is doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results."
I turned the roll on it's end and it actually stayed on the shelf.
Now I'm officially insane. And according to the plethora of ADHD tests online, I am also ADHD. Life is good... I guess...
"Just because I can have ten conversations in two minutes does NOT mean I have ADHD!"