Grandpa and I were sitting on my Uncle Boris and Aunt Sasha's patio looking over the rolling hills of their farmland, watching the chickens run loose, and Peepers the goose control the roost.
We were teasing about challenging Big "Woman" on Campus Peepers, but we weren't brave enough to actually do it.
Grandma came out.
"Hey, Grandma, go chase Peepers," Grandpa said.
Grandma ran at Peepers. Peepers stood still. Less than three feet from each other, Grandma chickened out, and turned to walk away.
Peepers ran at Grandma. Grandma screamed. Uncle Boris came to the rescue. Grandpa and Katie laughed.