Author's Note: The following come from real conversations. They are the crazy, funny, or profound things heard in everyday, sober conversation or discovered in a book. If you ever hear a great/weird conversation, please feel free to send it to me. Who knows, it may be featured in a Wacky Wednesday! <>< Katie
Katie: I'm going to write that down for Wacky Wednesday.
Jennifer: No! You have to wait until tomorrow. Tomorrow is Wednesday.
Katie: No, no, no Wacky Wednesday is only the first Wednesday of the month.
Jennifer: Well, tomorrow is the first Wednesday of the month you've been with me!
Allyson: I don't know why "bewares" camed out.
Dad: Do you need any help with anything before I go to bed?
Uncle Bill: You could brush my teeth for me or take out my contacts. I'll just lay there.
Dad: I'm going to hurt you in the morning.
Katie: What's the weather like outside?
Elizabeth: It's like medium.
Mom: Ooooh! Do these stoplights tweet like the ones in Baptist Country? Oh, no, those are real birds.
Katie: You've got candy all over your face.
Amy: Your face is candy!
Alex: You have to assert your manhood.
Jennifer: I don't have any manhood to search.
Dad: Do you growl at them sometimes?
Laura: [Sheepishly] Yeah. [Proudly] I even bark at them sometimes!
Laura: The capital of Honduras is To-gucci-golf-ball.
"I don't think I'm a failure because I have had fears, and I certainly don't think that it is a requirement for Christians to forgo fear in order to be good followers of Christ. I believe fear is the natural response to the question satan whispered, and I find that every day I have to adjust my footing consciously to move toward Jesus." - Angie Smith, What Women Fear, 4
Sara: You [Katie] only have good ideas today. And on Wacky Wednesday.
Alex: Katie, what would you say are Jennifer's top three qualities?
Jennifer: You can't just limit it to three; I have so many. Humility is one of them.
[SC, 16, counting on her fingers]
Katie: Do you need me to take off my shoes?
SC: But why did she make it sound like an insult?
Girl, 13: There are no cows here, so--!
Amy: What is that?
Katie: It's a flower on the top of the mountain. It was my attempt at being artsy. Apparently I'm not as good as Allyson.
Amy: No, I like it. I was just... confused.
Boy, 11: You can stay here and you won't even have to fold laundry!
Jennifer: I like your ring. Who made it for you? [She had]
Katie: I don't know. Some stranger.
Jennifer: Stranger than who?
Allyson: Wait! Was this morning Wednesday?
"The world is not going to teach us how to love God; only God can do that." - Angie Smith, What Women Fear, 43
David: The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker.
Rebekah: That's what little girls are made of!
Jennifer: My right foot writes well.
Carson: I don't really understand why girls like making their heads look like horse butts.
Carson: Ponytails. Where is a pony's tail? The butt.
Mother: We could cage him [the dog].
Son: We could cage Brother.
Rebekah: Like you licking Nikki?
Rebekah: Sorry, Nikki licking you?
Mark: You [Katie] take the left over brownies. They'll look better on you than they will one me.
Katie: Ok, I'm going to leave it blank.
Alex: Go to the bank.
Jennifer: Why are you going to the bank?! It's 11pm. They're closed.
Katie: I have helicopter parents: they hover but they don't choke.
Allyson: I don't think we were acting too strange.
Katie: We were pretty normal for us but strange for most people.
Allyson [light bulb]: That was it!
Nikki: MW did it, and if he can do it then so can I, maybe even teach at a better university.
Katie: Woah, woah, woah! First, did you just compare yourself to All Star English Major MW? Second, did you just dis our alma mater?
"Faith for my deliverance is not faith in God. Faith means, whether I am visibly delivered or not, I will stick to my belief that God is love. There are some things only learned from a fiery furnace." - Oswald Chambers in Run Today's Race
Allyson: Are you going to get your haircut?
Jennifer: I don't know where.
Neal: Are you blogging?
Katie: Are you making fun of me?
Neal: I don't make fun of people.
Katie: Neither do I.
Neal: You're not sarcastic either.
Sarah: He's not Slut Bucket; he's Garret the Ferret.
Rebekah: He's not a rodent!
Sarah: He's more of a rodent than a slut.
Garret: Hey, now!
Allyson: Katie's just so cool. She has good body language, too, and her thinking is so... inter... intermaculate. It's real cool. And, Katie, I like her walk.
"We don't just want to get them out of the dumpsite; we want to get the dumpsite out of their hearts." - Tania Meza